We get quite a lot of coupons hung on our door. Everyone in the complex does. Usually they're just restaurant coupons or mysterious and unidentifiable (because I'm illiterate in China) business cards. But, tonight's was something special. This is what we came back from English Corner (dancing with the kiddos) to find:
In the words of our dear Audrey, what even is this?
Now, I'm not offended by ladies with butterfly wings, breastfeeding, red lipstick or even over sculpted brows, but I have to know how these things relate to each other. Is this an ad for some sort of Mommy Spa/ Cosmetic Surgery Center? Are the raver wings optional or do I have to have them surgically attached to my shoulder blades? Can I choose two different eyes, or do they have to match? You see, I'm looking to express my creative side.
What's all this, then?
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